Kisses for Everyone!

Bright warm light after
So many cold dim grey days.
I'm drunk on sunshine.

May all your charms be lucky

Tiny silly hat
Perched jauntily on my head.
Drink till I'm Irish!

A convincing facsimile.

I look convincing
But the terrifying truth:
I'm a fake grown-up.

For DAve - Soup Haiku!

As requested.

O you ain't never
Enjoyed a belly so warm.
I make damn good soup.

I really ought to know better.

So much beer... Why? Why?
I feel so bloated. And yet
I regret nothing.

For Caroline A. - Baby haiku

Caroline requested a haiku on "the development of a wee baby from birth to one year old."

From wide-eyed no words
To laughing force of nature
Just 12 months transform.  

Haiku for Steph - G(g)od(s) and agriculture

Steph's haiku request: Polytheism vs Monotheism and how it affects agriculture

Whether it's One God
Or various deities,
Cows still need milking.