Swoon...

Nothing is hotter
Than a stylish brainiac
Talking nerdy talk.

Revolutionize the newsroom!

For some strange reason
My daily group hug idea
Has been rejected.

Om nom nom.

If brie took human
form, I would propose marriage
Immediately.

Handsome Tuesday teaches us...

Lovely ladies like
Another lovely lady
Sporting a necktie.



I just want to make it through one cup.

Bleak winter persists
Leafless trees scratch pale grey skies
Cold - like my coffee.

Sick of being sick.

You don't really know
how much breathing through your nose
means until it's gone.

Buried under to-do lists.

It is a sad day
When the work is piled so high...
too slammed for haiku.

Dance, magic. Dance!

O, Bowie. You and
Your skin tight Goblin King pants.
Pre-teen reverie.

This is my work face.

O, cold cruel Monday
Here you are. And so serious. 
I lack grown-up cred.

Blush.

I smile and assert
There is nothing at all wrong
With a little crush.

Le pout. Le sigh.

Girl's night plans just tanked.
Also: working late.  See this?
It's my pouty face.

Close to my heart

It is amazing
How much brain matter I have
Devoted to shoes.

Big hair. Small mind.

O, little Bieber
Your teeny tiny notions
Fill me with scorn.  Twit.

Eau de WTF?

The bus is crowded.
I sit, silently bearing
the fragrant assault.

If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Okay, I'll admit
I think it's quite sexy when
guys wear eyeliner.

Strombo's The Hour - now entirely in haiku!

I have my own blog.
When will CBC call me?
I am an expert.

The Internet is for Stalking Your Friends

I'm in your f-book
Creepin' your profile pictures.
[Wicked little grin.]

Flu recovery

Delicate stomach.
Cheeseburgers and tequila:
Off today's menu.

Be Mine

I find romance is
Most romantic when it is
Not on a schedule.

TV on. Brain off.

Can one woman watch
Too much L-Word in one day?
Seduced by Netflix.

Running a fever

Sickly little one -
Nobody slept much.  Today:
Snuggles and movies.

night time is for thinky thoughts

Late night winter walk,
Heels clicking sidewalk rhythm.
Clear head and clear heart.

Karaoke is a way of life

Have you ever heard

A hot chick belt out Zepp’lin?

You will lose your mind.

Aftermath of a week night out part deux

A princess band-aid.
Beneath it, an injured thumb.
Bowling's not for wimps.

Aftermath of a week night out

Morning comes quickly -
Last night's triumph no comfort.
I am running late.